Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Nanny and the Professor

Phoebe Figalilly was a funny name indeed, but we adored this show so much that our first trip to Europe we had a cap and cape just like Juliet Mills' -- our mother, quite the seamstress in those days made it. We were the stylin' seven-year-old. This was such a good show and although we always wanted Nanny and the Professor to get together (this was to create a theme for the rest of our television/film life), we loved the kids, and the dog, and everything. Much, much later, when we were at People, we interviewed Kim Richards, who at this time was best known for being Paris' and Nicky's aunt (their mom is her sis). In the process, we got to talk to Juliet Mills, who is on this crazy soap called Passions now.

I Dream of Jeannie

We remember dancing that opening animated part and our family loving it. We also remember when we finally became too old for it to be cute and they were glad for our dance to be over. This show has a tremendous retro factor now because its entire run was on TV Land. Still, we loved it. Loved it. Maybe not with the seriousness of That Girl, but loved it anyway. This is another show where Major Nelson just can't be that old guy on Nip/Tuck. The one who had his dangly man-parts made into the size of a lime. Or was it a Lemon?

That Girl

Probably the most seminal show in our tiny childhood. Ah, that perky Ann Marie! We aspired soooo much to look like her. We had the hairdo, our mother made dresses, one that was very similar to the one in this photo. She was our first girl-crush. A most definite role model. We don't even relate to her being the woman who was on The View last week talking about her St. Jude charity (although we love that she does that). We don't think about her with Phil Donahue. Just Donald Hollinger. Right now, TV Land is showing it at 2:30 a.m. and we've been dvr'ing it. It's fun to watch again.
The Monkees

Our first experience, at five, with teen idol-dom. We loved Mike Nesmith. We even had a snowman we made in kindergarten that had a sweater cap just like his. They're very retro now and there's a lot of what are they doing nows about them. We still like their music!
The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

We loved this show. We even ran around in a black turtleneck all the time because we had a pint-sized crush on Illya Kuryakin, even tho' in real life, David McCallum was our dad's age. We love how he is Scottish and love that accent, even though he didn't use it on this show. We also liked that Topper was the boss.
The Avengers

This version with Diana Rigg and Patrick Macnee is the one we remember the most, even though the series actually began the year we were born. Mrs. Peel and John Steed. We have a very distinct memory of the episode where Mr. Peel returns and Mrs. Peel gives up her day job as a martial-arts weilding superhero. It was exciting how Macnee played Mr. Steel, too. We later watched the "Tara" eps, with Linda Thorson, too. Perhaps this marks the continuing affection we have for TV shows from the U.K.
The Wonderful World of Disney

This image is indelible in our memory. We loved Sundays and when this was on. It was an event each week.
The Lawrence Welk Show

No, we actually hated this show, but our granny loved it. My cousin and I would whisper "L.W." and try and distract her. But she always remembered. Sundays. Although my secret confession is that I did like the tapping with Bobby and Cissy. And our family were acquainted with the Lennons. My cousin was in the same class as youngest sis Annie Lennon at St. Mark's Elementary in Venice, Calif.
Sweet Treats

We love almost every single thing profiled on this show. We have a major sweet tooth.

Ever wonder what it would be like to go inside a candy factory like Charlie did in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"? Could there really be a chocolate river flowing through a garden of candy trees with little men in white overalls singing songs and making candy? Probably not, but the National Geographic Channel does hold the "golden ticket" to the inner workings behind some of America's beloved sweet treats.

Premiering Wednesday, December 20, at 10 p.m. ET/PT on the National Geographic Channel (NGC), Sweet Tooth explores the mega-machines and factory secrets behind some famous confections. From the device that inserts the filling into Twinkies to the technology that breathes life into marshmallow Peeps, NGC goes inside top-secret factories to unravel the real-life magic behind BBen & Jerry's, Red Vines, Twinkies, Jelly Belly and Peeps.

Sweet Tooth examines the old-world traditions and high-tech advances that have made it possible for these companies to achieve sweet success. Interviews with highly trained designers, scientists and engineers, who go to great lengths to please the consumer's sugar cravings, also add insight as to the nature of the business.

Go inside Ben & Jerry's ice cream factory in Vermont to observe the innovation behind top-selling flavors such as Cherry GarciaR and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. Tour the factory and meet experts like ice cream scientician Derek Spors, whose "cool" job is to ensure all the ice cream that leaves the factory meets Ben & Jerry's standards. Every 15 minutes, it is part of his job to take pints off the line and taste them to make sure everything is right!

At the American Licorice Company, NGC investigates the mystery flavor behind Red Vines "Original Red." If it's not cherry and not strawberry - what is it? Witness a 90-year old process called the "slap test," which relies solely on human intuition to tell if the batter is worthy of becoming licorice. This tradition, combined with modern machinery, has made it possible for Red Vines to become a childhood favorite.

For over 75 years Twinkies have been an American tradition. Invented during the Great Depression as an alternative to strawberry shortcake, the mini-cakes have become a lunchbox staple. Each year, Hostess uses 8 million pounds of sugar, 7 million pounds of flour and 1 million eggs to churn out a half-billion Twinkies. Now, viewers will get a chance to examine the colossal and complex equipment Hostess relies on to keep up with its high demand. One of the most impressive pieces in the bakery is a 75-foot oven - that's the size of three stretch limos!


Sweet Tooth also looks back on the history and origins of these treats to examine some of the old-world techniques still used in candy making today. For instance, the hard outer shell of a jelly bean originates from a 17th century French process that combines sugar and syrup. The Jelly Belly Candy Company has applied this method to the modern technology responsible for churning out its famous "50 flavors."

Then, sneak into the back room of the Just Born Company candy plant where the Peep was hatched. Did you know that Peeps were invented in the 1950s by a group of Amish workers who created marshmallow shapes using icing bags? Back then it took 27 hours to make a single Peep. Today it takes only six minutes! The machine responsible for the mass production of these marshmallow chicks is so ultra-secret that it was kept behind curtains while our camera crew was filming!

'Tis the season to eat, drink and satisfy your Sweet Tooth. Ben & Jerry's, Red Vines, Twinkies, Jelly Belly and Peeps: you probably know the tastes; now learn about the science and technology behind these old-fashioned treats.


Sweet Tooth includes experts such as Arnold Carbone, conductor of Bizarre & D at Ben & Jerry's; Leslie Norris, flavor chemist for FlavorSense; and Sam Torrence, president and chief operating officer of Just Born, Inc.

Sweet Tooth is produced by Michael Hoff Productions for the National Geographic Channel. For Michael Hoff Productions, producers are Michael Hoff, Ashley Adams and Laticia Headings. For the National Geographic Channel, executive producer is Kathleen Cromley, senior vice president of special programming is Michael Cascio and executive-in-charge of production is John Ford.

Little People Finale

As you may know, BeansTalk LOVES this show.

TLC's acclaimed series Little People, Big World will air its winter finale on Saturday, December 16, with four all-new episodes airing back-to-back from 8-10PM (ET/PT).

Little People, Big World follows the continuing story of the Roloffs, a
family comprised of both little and average height people. This
extraordinarily ordinary family -- little people parents Matt and Amy and
their three average height children Jeremy, Molly and Jacob, and little
person son Zach -- shine a light on the lives of little people while
offering a refreshingly optimistic and inspiring view on the trials of life
we all share.

For its December 16 winter finale, Little People, Big World sees the Roloff
children full of mischief and in a world of trouble -- twins Zach and
Jeremy get into hot water when dad Matt finds out they broke his new
all-terrain vehicle, and youngest son Jacob is caught by mom Amy, smashing
light bulbs in the barn. With Matt threatening to quit his job over the
kids' unruly behavior, his organization CoDA (Coalition for Dwarf Advocacy)
takes on its first mission -- to assist in a dwarf adoption. In the final
winter episode, Roloff Farms' pumpkin season gets off to an overwhelming
start, as overflow parking problems force Matt and Amy to temporarily shut
it down. Meanwhile, Matt celebrates his 45th birthday with much fanfare,
including a visit from a state senator.

During the winter season finale, TLC will air a special sneak preview of
the first episode to air for the series' return in March. The dramatic
episode includes footage of the pumpkin catapult accident that injured
youngest son Jacob Roloff, as well as family friend Mike earlier this year.

Currently in its second season, the popular series airs on TLC every
Saturday from 8-9PM (ET/PT). On November 18, the Little People, Big World
"Thanksgiving Special" achieved the highest ratings ever for the series,
with the combined 8-9PM hour viewed by 2,975,000 people. Since the October
7 start of season two, an average of 2,328,000 people each week have
watched the series in its regular time slot (Sat. 8-9PM). (Source: NHI,
Average P2+ cume).

Little People, Big World is produced by Gay Rosenthal Productions for TLC.
For Gay Rosenthal Productions, Gay Rosenthal, Paul Barrosse and Joseph
Freed are executive producers; Nicholas Caprio is co-executive producer;
Jeffrey L. Weaver is supervising producer. For TLC, executive producer is
Brooke Runnette.

Monday, December 11, 2006





We See Celebs

BeansTalk has happily discovered Red Rock Chili at the Century City Mall and have, of late, visited that mall (even though we pretty much never shop there).

Celebs seem to find it worthy. Last night, 10 December 2006, we spotted Billy Bob Thornton toting his two-year-old daughter, Bella (mom is special effects tech Connie Angland, who the five-times married Thornton hooked up with post Angelina Jolie. Angland looks very young. Very. ).

We also saw pseudo-celeb Phoebe Price. We have never seen her in anything except on the red carpet. We just found out she has her own website, to. www.phoebeprice.com. She was sitting at the "bar" at the Apple Store.

At Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the Chairman of the Board, and his long-time associates, the Goldsteins decided it wasn't quite cold enough and wanted the frosty treat), we saw the host of a Style Network show we'd been watching earlier that day, "Wedding Altered." We looked all over for his name, but couldn't find it. He had dark hair and was very flamboyant.

On our last jaunt to Century City food court, we saw John Hensley (we didn't know his name, either, but he was easier to look up), who plays Matt on FX's Nip/Tuck. The Louisville, Kentucky native, born in 1997, dates his on-screen mother, Joely Richardson (dob: 1965).

Friday, December 08, 2006


Very Fine Wine
Clos Du Val

In 1970, American businessman John Goelet sent French-born winemaker Bernard Portet off with a passport and a mission to find new territory with the potential to produce world-class wines. Two years and five continents later, Portet landed in California. Portet got a sense of Napa Valley's microclimates by driving through the area with his arm out
the car window.

Struck by the cool evenings and idyllic terrain of the then-undiscovered Stags Leap District, he proposed the area to Goelet. Convinced, Goelet purchased 150 acres of land and founded Clos Du Val, a "small estate of a small valley," in 1972.

Soon thereafter Clos Du Val became one of the first wineries to stake a claim on some of the finest hillside land in the cool-climate region of Carneros, purchasing 180
acres in 1973.

Portet's old-world approach to winemaking combined with Napa Valley fruit established Clos Du Val's tradition of limited-release, handcrafted estate-style wines of balance, elegance and complexity. The first vintage of Cabernet Sauvignon in 1972 was one of only five California Cabernets selected for the now-legendary 1976 Paris Tasting.

That same vintage took first place in a rematch 10 years later, proving that Clos Du Val wines age with grace.

Today Co-founder and Vice Chairman Bernard Portet is joined by Vice President of Vineyards and Winery Operations John Clews. The two make blending decisions as a team and share a passion for merging old-world artisan techniques with the extraordinary character of Napa Valley fruit. As a result Clos Du Val wine exhibits a truly international
character.

www.closduval.com
www.taltarni.com.au
www.domainedenizas.com

True Night Light

By Andrea Goodwin, associate editor (agoodwin@beanstalkbiz.com)

Finally! Winter arrived in LA! It’s wonderful to wear coats again. And yet, what did Jack Frost bring with him this year? Super dry, nutrient-hungry skin. God, we look tired in the morning. When did my face begin to look like my mother’s? Fine lines, weird pigmentation losses. What a girl to do?

It’s time to turn the lights out and turn the brighteners on – TRUE, one of our favorite cosmetics makers, brings some new entries to our anti-aging skin regimen. TRUE has introduced a line of “cosmeceutical” Idebenone products that will redefine beauty sleep. What is idebenone? (ee-dee-be-known) Superceutical Idebenone stops the vicious cycle of aging to radically correct and protect. It blocks environmental aging at the structure level, and is clinically proven to visibly reduce lines while significantly improving firmness, texture and radiance. It gives you dramatic results while protecting the skin from oxidation and environmental damage.

If you feel like splurging on yourself this Christmas, and why shouldn’t you, BeansTalk recommends that you check out the TRUE Night Light Trio, a boxed set of skin products containing the remarkable Idebenone.

Night Light Trio stops time, all the time. Start with the Advanced Treatment Cleanser. This exfoliating and resurfacing cleanser imparts serious benefits while removing oil and make-up. It will boost the efficacy of the skin products you use later, as well. Follow up with the Essential Soothing Tonic. It completes cleansing while soothing the skin and soul, and leaves skin refreshed and free of impurities left behind from tap water. Lastly, the Radiance Revealing Complex reverses uneven skin tone while brightening and preventing blemish marks, sun damage and hyper-pigmentation. BeansTalk has been on this regimen for the last two weeks and are so happy with the results that we have been walking around without our make up more often than usual. We appreciate the super clean and tighter feeling in our face. We think we had a bit more glow in the Christmas photo as well. Don’t hesitate on this one: suggested retail price: $120.

Recently, BeansTalk also tried the very first eye treatment containing Idebenone, the Anti-Aging I-lift Eye Contour Concentrate. This very potent nighttime treatment regenerates delicate eye tissue, and boosts the skin’s own collagen, for immediate and long-term results. The suggested retail price range of $40 to $90 may also seem like a splurge, but why invest in good eye make-up if you are not paying attention to the cosmetic condition of your skin?

More about TRUE, the company:

TRUE unites luxury well-being and superceutical efficacy in performance skin care and cosmetics. The targeted skin care line is sold in six collections addressing specific and changing skin care needs. The entire brand consists of 205 skus and product categories that include skincare and makeup. TRUE products and signature services can be found in more than 350 of the very finest spas and salons. They include Mezzanine Spa in New York, Restore Spa in New York, Nob Hill Spa in San Francisco, Maxine’s in Chicago, Lodge at Torrey Pines in La Jolla , Sanctuary at Camelback Mountain in Scottsdale, St. Regis Monarch Beach Resort and Spa in Dana Point, Marriot Doral Golf Resort and Spa in Miami, Hotel ZaZa in Dallas, and Valley Ho in Scottsdale. Prices range from $12 - $90.

Check the line out at www.truecosmetics.com

Thursday, December 07, 2006



Sweet Eats

We’re on a holiday cookie newsletter list which offers up tried and tested cookie recipes from Better Homes and Garden. We couldn’t resist putting this up. However, BeansTalk detests maraschino cherries, so we suggest you could also use dried cherries, like the kind you can find at Whole Foods or Traders Joes.

White-Chocolate Cherry Shortbread

A dip in melted white chocolate then a roll in nonpareils and edible glitter give a colorful frill to these cookies.

Ingredients

* 1/2 cup maraschino cherries, drained and finely chopped
* 2-1/2 cups all-purpose flour
* 1/2 cup sugar
* 1 cup cold butter
* 12 ounces white chocolate baking squares with cocoa butter, finely chopped
* 1/2 teaspoon almond extract
* 2 drops red food coloring (optional)
* 2 teaspoons shortening
* White nonpareils and/or red edible glitter (optional)


Directions

1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. Spread cherries on paper towels to drain well.

2. In a large bowl, combine flour and sugar. Using a pastry blender, cut in the butter until mixture resembles fine crumbs. Stir in drained cherries and 4 ounces (2/3 cup) of the chopped chocolate. Stir in almond extract and, if desired, food coloring. Knead mixture until it forms a smooth ball.

3. Shape dough into 3/4-inch balls. Place balls 2 inches apart on an ungreased cookie sheet. Using the bottom of a drinking glass dipped in sugar, flatten balls to 1-1/2-inch rounds.

4. Bake in preheated oven for 10 to 12 minutes or until centers are set. Cool for 1 minute on cookie sheet. Transfer cookies to a wire rack and let cool.

5. In a small saucepan, combine remaining 8 ounces white chocolate and the shortening. Cook and stir over low heat until melted. Dip half of each cookie into chocolate, allowing excess to drip off. If desired, roll dipped edge in nonpareils and/or edible glitter. Place cookies on waxed paper until chocolate is set. Makes about 60.

6. To Store: Layer cookies between waxed paper in an airtight container; cover. Store at room temperature for up to 3 days or freeze for up to 3 months.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006


We’re Blushing!

Some of you are lucky enough to have that permanent natural glow. We are, unfortunately, not one of you.

Therefore, so we don’t look so bland and wan, we use blush and sometimes bronzer (o.k., the latter only when someone else is putting it on us) to give us a healthier, happier look. We also like blush’s shading potentials. Slim that face! That nose!

Susan Posnick ColorMe

We were given this at an Oscar event, and it’s a great size and we carry it around in our purse. The color is wonderful and we have pretty much no complaint about it. Pricey, though, at $32. I don’t know if I would buy another. Image is Camelia, which is pretty. We have Ginger.

Anywhere you desire lush blush.

4 g/0.14 oz.

Directions:

Pull off cap. Tap puff on back of hand to release color. Sweep applicator over sheeks, eyes and anywhere you desire lush blush.

Ingredients:
Oxide pigments, Micronized Zinc Oxide, Micronized Titanium Dioxide, Vitamin A (retinyl palmitate), Vitamin E (tocopheryl acetate), Vitamin C (ascorbic palmitate), Bismuth Oxychloride, Mica, Superoxide Dismutase, Sea Minerals, May Contain: Ultramarine Pigments, Violet Manganese, Chromium Green

Colorescience

We admit we adore the convenience of this and that we have Colorescience blush in pretty much every color possible for this skintone. We love that it has sunscreen capabilities, too.

Our fave, Just Barely: Description: Medium neutral mauve brown blush. Softens features!

• Creates the illusion of color from the inside out
• Coordinate blush selection with seasonal trends
• Just a subtle sweep will lift cheekbones and enhance features
• Use for a natural look

Recommended Use: A subtle sweep of blush will lift your cheekbones and enhance your features. Apply in soft circular motions in a diagonal sweep upward and outward toward the top of the ear. Blend so you only see a radiance of color. No lines should be apparent suggesting where the color starts and stops. A second application may be necessary for more intense color.

Ingredients: Micronized Titanium Dioxide, Micronized Zinc Oxide, Bismuth Oxychloride, Iron Oxide May Contain: Manganese Violet, Ultramarine Blue, Chromium Oxide, Carmine, Oryza Sativa (rice) starch, oat protein, calcium silicate, algae extract, dimethicone/vinyldimethicone, crosspolymer, mica (and) phospholipids (and) tocopheryl acetate (and) retinyl palmitate.

True Cosmetics

protective collection
The TRUE Protective Collection deliver a new level of skin protection along with dramatic anti-aging benefits with the new breakthrough super antioxidant Idebenone. Idebenone-enhanced cosmetics bring powerful antioxidant ingredient benefits to daily beauty, and the known skin-bettering benefits of mineral makeup find a sophisticated side at last. Offers a wide range of skin tones to adapt to a modern world of diverse ethnicity. Our sleek packaging holds true-skin formulas rich in supporting antioxidants of Vitamin E, and Green Tea plus a natural SPF17 from Titanium Dioxide and Zinc Oxide.


color collection
TRUE Color Collection is makeup-artist designed but with skin in mind. Carefully formulated to the ideal in shade, finish and experience, our range is neutral and fashion-forward, subtle and striking.

In powder or sheer cream, blushes are designed to extend the natural hues of healthy skin.

Sheer Cover

We love minerals, period, as you might have suspected, and here’s a light, lovely bit of color you can get on HSN or on the sheercover.com website.

Anastasia

Yes, we know that they're known for their brow goods. We like their mascara a whole lot. We also like their blush. Here's what they say: Our emollient blush formula creates a colorful glow that sets off any face structure. Use for cheek highlighting or bone contour.

Net Wt. 0.16 oz./4.7 g.

Made in USA By Anastasia Beverly Hills

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

It's Tuesday TV at BeansTalk!


Christmas Secrets Revealed

Unwrapping Yuletide Lore - National Geographic Channel Explores The Myths, Traditions And Science Of Christmas

From the Evolution of Jolly Saint Nick to the Science of Holiday Shopping, Christmas Out Of The Box Shows You There's More to the Holiday than Ornaments and Mistletoe

Christmas is a "magical time of year," exploding with activity and ritual. It's steeped in a host of vivid symbols: from candy canes to carolers, from red-nosed reindeer to heavily trafficked window displays. With warm, familiar images in mind, this enchanting holiday leaves little room for surprise. Or does it?


Do you know why North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) started simulating Santa's Christmas Eve flight with its radar? Or what commercial product helped shape Santa's modern-day image? Got a clue to what the best-selling Christmas toy of all time is?

Premiering Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 9 p.m. ET/PT on the National Geographic Channel (NGC), Christmas Out of the Box unwraps the myths and shines the lights on the scientific and historical reasoning behind this celebrated holiday. From the physics behind Santa's global trek, to the analysis of real reindeer noses (hint: they don't light up), to new theories behind the biblical star of Bethlehem, the show digs into the little-known factoids and pop culture conventions.

For millions of children, Santa is one of the most well-loved and recognizable holiday figures, known instantly by his red velvet suit, white beard and big laugh. But do we really know the jolly man and where he came from? Christmas Out of the Box reveals the changing historical nature of Santa Claus, from the leaner, more solemn Father Christmas in England and Sinterklaas in Holland, to the 1823 poem giving Saint Nick a bag of toys and a chimney to climb, to the 1931 Coca Cola ad campaign that would set the pattern for future Santas.


And for those of you who don't depend on Santa for your holiday gifts, find out how retailers use science to maximize their annual $450 billion jackpot. Christmas Out of the Box talks to Paco Underhill, a so-called retail anthropologist, who deconstructs the logistics behind Santa's placement in retail stores, the use of alluring smells and music that makes people dig into their wallets.

"If I'm a good merchant," says Underhill, "I'm conscious of finding ways to tickle every sense that I possibly can. So I give them a good smell, the right music. What merchants are doing is tapping into those warm, intimate moments when I watched Mama decorate the tree."

Which toy will be this year's hottest "must-have?" Meet Chris Byrne, who makes a living studying new toys that come on the market. Will it be the latest electronic gizmo or a kid-powered favorite? Regardless of its technical complexity, Byrne says the best toy is one that sticks around for a decade or more. "Fundamental elements of play don't change no matter how technological the world becomes."


The show details the origins of how NORAD got into the Christmas spirit, using radar to simulate Santa's around-the-world flight. After a newspaper in 1955 misprinted a "Santa hotline" number, inserting NORAD's instead, NORAD was flooded with calls from kids. Staffers responded by saying they would check their radar images on Christmas Eve and alert callers to Santa's whereabouts . and the tradition continues today.

Move over, Starship Enterprise! Physicist Gabriel Durkin calculates that Santa would need to travel over 780 times the speed of the space shuttle, or roughly 3,800 miles per second, to get the job done. Christmas Out of the Box explores the science behind other aspects of the traditional holiday, including the polar environment surrounding Santa's workshop, and - while it doesn't light up - the truly incredible abilities of a reindeer's nose.

Christmas Out of the Box also reveals how our farmers grow Christmas trees to live up to our expectations; how Hallmark unintentionally influenced our use of wrapping paper; and how the famous Macy's scenic Christmas windows have evolved over 100 years. Other experts included in the program include Karal Ann Marling, professor of art history and American studies, Tim Connaghan, professional Santa Claus and astronomer Michael Molnar.


Christmas Out of the Box is produced by LMNO Cable Group, Inc., for the National Geographic Channel. For LMNO Cable Group, Inc., series producers are Eric Schotz, Bill Paolantonio and Ruth Rivin; episode producers are Lou Decosta, Melissa Tallerine and Robyn Salzman. For the National Geographic Channel, executive producer is Chris Valentini, senior vice president of special programming is Michael Cascio and executive-in-charge of production is John Ford.

A Christmas Story Marathon

TBS Unwraps 10th Annual 24 Hours of A Christmas Story Marathon
24 Hours of A Christmas Story Begins Sunday, Dec. 24, at 8 p.m. (ET/PT)



What started as a moderately budgeted bit of nostalgia based on the writings of a radio humorist has since become a nostalgic, heart-warming holiday tradition and one of the most innovative television marathons ever conceived. And it’s all coming back again as TBS presents the 10th Annual edition of 24 Hours of A Christmas Story, beginning Christmas Eve at 8 p.m. (ET/PT). Peter Billingsley, Melinda Dillon and Darren McGavin star in the popular film, directed by Bob Clark and written and narrated by Jean Shepherd, who also appears briefly in the movie as an irate man in line for Santa.

“For 10 years, 24 Hours of ours Hours A Christmas Story has been a holiday staple for television sets around the country,” said Ken Schwab, senior vice president of programming for TBS and TNT. “We are delighted that this unique marathon has warmed the hearts of viewers everywhere and become such a holiday tradition for so many families. It’s a tradition we hope to keep around for many years to come.”

TBS first aired the movie A Christmas Story Dec. 1, 1992. The 24-hour marathon then made its debut in 1997 on TBS’s sister network TNT and remained there until it moved to TBS in 2004. The marathon is one of the most popular holiday programming stunts on cable, regularly topping all other ad-supported cable networks during the 24 hours in delivery of adults 18-49 and 25-54, according to data from Nielsen Media Research. Last year’s edition of 24 Hours of A Christmas Story was watched by more than 45.4 million viewers.

A Christmas Story follows the mischievous adventures of a young boy who longs for a special Christmas gift—a Red Ryder BB gun. Billingsley stars as young Ralphie, who is determined to convince the world that he is responsible enough to handle such a gift, despite his mother’s insistence that he could shoot his eye out. Dillon and McGavin are pitch-perfect as Ralphie’s parents, and Ian Petrella provides some of the movie’s funniest moments as Ralphie’s little brother Randy.

A Christmas Story was shot on location in Cleveland, although some scenes were shot in Canada. The residents of Cleveland were apparently so entranced with the movie, many local auto club members donated the use of their antique cars to help portray the movie’s 1940s setting. As a tribute to the city, the producers decided to name the street the movie family lived on Cleveland St.

A Christmas Story opened in theaters just before Thanksgiving in 1983, but by the time Christmas rolled around, many theater owners had stopped showing it, feeling it had “played out.” Complaints were lodged, and the movie returned to select theaters and continued playing there into January 1984. Over the next two decades, television airings on TBS and TNT began boosting A Christmas Story’s appeal even further, cementing its place in movie history. It has since gone on to be named in an E! Entertainment Network poll as the #1 holiday movie of all time. And memorabilia connected the movie is a huge seller, including replicas of the famed “major award” leg lamp, which can be found through various sellers online.

In addition to 24 Hours of A Christmas Story on TBS, the popular movie can be seen on sister network Turner Classic Movies (TCM) Friday, Dec. 15, at 8 p.m. (ET) and Sunday, Dec. 17, at 4 p.m. (ET).

'Tis The Season ... To Bust Holiday Myths:
"Mythbusters" Holiday Special Premieres Wed., 12/6 On The Discovery Channel

The MythBusters are delivering a sack full of fables and myths to unwrap and unravel this holiday season -- in the Mythbusters Holiday Special, premiering Wednesday, December 6 from 10-11 PM (ET/PT).

First up, hosts Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman build a soda and Mentos-powered "Rube Goldberg machine." In a recent myth, the guys blew the lid off the soda and Mentos phenomenon by solving what others had only speculated -- the precise cause of the explosive cascade. For this special holiday treat, they build an intricate 100-foot long machine with 60 moving parts and holiday-themed gags galore -- all powered by soda and Mentos.

Meanwhile, Build Team members Kari Byron, Grant Imahara and Tory Belleci put Christmas trees to the test. They ask the question, from the ordinary to some completely "out there" concoctions, what is the best method for prolonging the life of a cut tree? It's a six-week needle drop-fest, where they try everything from hair spray, to lemon-lime soda, and a little blue mystery pill known for its powers of virility. The team also tests myths that involve a holiday food staple -- the turkey. From dropping frozen turkeys, to testing whether the power of electromagnetic radiation waves can cook the birds, the team has a blast.

In addition to the Mythbusters Holiday Special Holiday Special, the Discovery Channel is airing a special Mythbusters Marathon all day on Christmas day, Monday, December 25 (9AM to midnight ET/PT).

Everest Struggle


Coming Up On "Everest: Beyond The Limit," Discovery Channel's Critically-Acclaimed Six-Part Series -- Premieres Tuesdays through December 19; Marathon of First Five Episodes Airs December 17 --


Everest: Beyond The Limit, the critically-acclaimed six-part documentary series that follows one team as they struggle to make it to the top of the planet's highest peak, continues to air premiere episodes every Tuesday at 10PM (ET/PT).

On Tuesday, December 19, the sixth and final episode, titled "The Final Cost," sees triumph turn to tragedy as team members encounter a dying climber from another expedition. And double amputee Mark Inglis' summit comes at a steep price -- he suffers from severe frostbite and needs the help of his teammates and Sherpas to make it down the mountain safely.

To allow viewers a chance to catch up before the emotional December 19 finale, Discovery Channel will feature a back-to-back marathon of the first five episodes on Sunday, December 17, from 3PM to 8PM (ET/PT).

For Everest: Beyond The Limit, called "easily the best documentary on Everest, perhaps the finest footage on climbing ever produced" by the Orange County Register, Discovery Channel filmed a two-month summit attempt in Spring 2006. To capture the most breathtaking images of a climb ever shown on television, producers utilized high-altitude cameras mounted on Sherpa helmets which provided the first-ever minute-by-minute account of an Everest summit attempt.


Feel the Force!

BBC America gets on the case with two accident-prone cops who struggle to keep the city of Edinburgh free of crime. Feel the Force premieres Friday, January 19 at 9:40 p.m. ET/10:40 p.m. PT.

Sally Bobbins (Michelle Gomez, Green Wing) and Sally Frank (Rosie Cavaliero, Spoons) are two uniformed policewomen working the tough streets of Scotland’s capital city. They’re a sort of Scottish Cagney & Lacey for the 21st century, but with worse hairstyles. A sort of Dukes of Hazzard, but with car doors that open.

Their boss, Sergeant Beesley (Leigh Zimmerman, United 93), is a tall and terrifying woman who finds Frank and Bobbins a constant source of irritation. The two Sally’s may have good intentions when it comes to enforcing the law but they’re too easily distracted from their duties to catch any criminals. They’re also rather accident-prone. Add to this Sally Frank’s unrequited love for a fellow officer, Detective MacBean (Jamie Michie), and MacBean’s secret passion for his partner Detective MacGregor (Emun Elliot, Afterlife), and it’s not difficult to see why our heroes have so little time for stamping out crime.


Roseanne Alum on My Boys

Roseanne’s Laurie Metcalf and Johnny Galecki, Scrubs’ Neil Flynn and Eureka’s Colin Ferguson Guest Star on TBS’s New Original Comedy Series My Boys Jordana Spiro Heads Ensemble Cast That Includes Jim Gaffigan, Kyle Howard, Reid Scott, Michael Bunin, Jamie Kaler and Kellee Stewart

[BeansTalk has seen this show and really likes it, FYI]

TBS’s new original comedy series My Boys is set to welcome four special guest stars on upcoming episodes: Laurie Metcalf and Johnny Galecki, both of whom co-starred in the long-running comedy hit Roseanne; Neil Flynn, who plays the notorious janitor on Scrubs; and Colin Ferguson, who stars in the new series Eureka. Galecki will first appear in the episode “Clubhouse Poison,” set to air Tuesday, Dec. 12, and will be joined by Ferguson in the episode “One for the Team,” airing Tuesday, Dec. 26. Metcalf, who had to split her time between the My Boys and Desperate Housewives sets during filming, and Flynn will both appear in the episode “When Heroes Fall from Grace,” airing Tuesday, Jan. 2. Legendary Chicago Cubs stadium Wrigley Field and Jeannie Noth Gaffigan, Jim Gaffigan’s real life wife, also make special appearances on Jan. 16 when the cast heads to Chicago for the season finale.

My Boys, which airs on TBS Tuesdays at 10 p.m. (ET/PT), stars Jordana Spiro (JAG, Must Love Dogs) as PJ, an unabashed, sports-loving girl whose love life can sometimes be a challenge given that most of her friends are guys. The series co-stars Jim Gaffigan (That ‘70s Show, Ed), Kyle Howard (Related, Orange County), Reid Scott (American Dreams), Michael Bunin (Scrubs), Jamie Kaler (The Family Stone) and Kellee Stewart (Guess Who?).

· In “Clubhouse Poison” (Dec. 12) and “One for the Team,” (Dec. 26) Galecki, who is currently appearing on Broadway in The Little Dog Laughed, plays Trouty, a friend of Kenny who wins the gang’s favor by being able to get just about any item on a moment’s notice. Trouty’s personality, however, leaves a lot to be desired. Joining Galecki in “One for the Team” is Ferguson as Steve, the owner of a hot new nightspot the gang gets into thanks to his friendship with Trouty.

· In “When Heroes Fall from Grace,” (Jan. 2) Metcalf will play PJ’s rather flighty Aunt Phyllis, who comes for a visit and winds up getting a little closer to one of PJ’s guy friends than PJ would like. At the time of filming, Metcalf was also shooting her now-famous guest appearance on the hit show Desperate Housewives and had to run back and forth between the two sets, one minute playing a wild and crazy aunt, the next playing a corpse. “When Heroes Fall from Grace” will also feature Flynn as a former Major League pitcher who relishes the attention (plus free drinks and food) he receives from his adoring fans.

· In “Myths” (Jan. 16) PJ pulls some strings and gets the gang in to Wrigley Field. And Andy’s (Gaffigan) wife Meredith is played by his real life wife, Jeannie Noth Gaffigan.

My Boys is produced by Pariah and Two Out Rally Productions, Inc. in association with Sony Pictures Television, with Betsy Thomas (Run of the House), Jamie Tarses and Gavin Polone (Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Gilmore Girls) serving as executive producers.

Living With Ed

Actress Rachelle Carson often sees red while living green with her quirky, eco-obsessed husband, the Emmy-nominated actor Ed Begley Jr. The result is Living with Ed, HGTV’s hilarious new family docu-soap that is set in the couple’s modest, solar-powered, two-bedroom Hollywood home and showcases the unconventional lifestyle and comically-contentious chemistry of the duo. AAiring as a sneak preview on New Year’s Day at 1 p.m. ET/PT, immediately following Ed and Rachelle’s appearance at the 118th Annual Tournament of Roses Parade, the six-episode series will premiere in its regular time slot on Sunday nights beginning January 7 at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

In addition, beginning Monday, January 1, http://www.HGTV.com will offer exclusive video tips from Ed. The tips are the perfect complement to the new show and will provide practical advice to help viewers make their homes more environmentally friendly.

Begley, who may be best known for his role on the 1980s hit hospital drama
St. Elsewhere, has been a committed environmentalist since 1970. He drives an electric car, charges phones with solar-powered backpacks, owns modern windmill farms to offset his carbon footprint, and rides his bicycle to the Academy Awards. His painstaking efforts often make Rachelle roll her eyes with exasperation.

While viewers might wonder if this loving yet stormy relationship can survive Begley’s passion for recycling and saving energy, Living with Ed offers real tips on how to create a more eco-friendly home. For instance, Begley recommends replacing normal light bulbs with compact fluorescent bulbs which use a fraction of the energy and last nine times as long. He also advocates energy-saving thermostats, extra insulation, double pane windows and an energy-efficient refrigerators as tools to conserve the environment. In fact, while humor fuels the fast-paced series, the show’s production is a green operation that uses hybrid vehicles, recycled materials and taps into Ed’s solar power to charge phones and cameras.

Some viewers will be inspired by Ed’s sincerity and his unrelenting efforts to transform his home into a shining eco-friendly example, while others are sure to relate to Rachelle’s desire for a “normal” existence and a new home with more space and less restrictions. In the series, Ed clocks Rachelle’s shower with a stopwatch, amusingly taunting her outside the bathroom door about how many gallons of water she’s wasting.




Is Your Lifestyle Killing You?
Turn Back Your Body Clock shares the secret to longer life



Ever wonder how much harm your lifestyle is doing to your body? Do you ever look in the mirror and think, “What happened?” Do you look older than you should and is it possible to repair the damage and extend your life? Turn Back Your Body Clock is a new eight-part series hosted by tell-it-like-it-is physician, Dr. Una Coales. On the show, Dr. Coales meets with eight different people who have let healthy habits slide. After a full physical examination, Dr. Coales gives them a frank assessment of their health, including an estimate of when they’ll die. It’s a shocking wake-up call for those who have been blind to their physical state. Turn Back Your Body Clock premieres Wednesday, January 17, 9:00 p.m. ET/10:00 p.m. PT



Dr. Coales doesn’t believe in mincing her words. She sees people every day who are killing themselves with simple overindulgence, and she’s had enough of it. She’s happy to be cruel if she can change someone’s life. In Turn Back Your Body Clock, she berates people for their expanded waist-lines and sagging flesh, lists their bad habits and shows them images of their own damaged internal organs.


While much of the aging process and risk of disease is down to genetics, how long we live is also influenced by what we eat, what we drink, how we exercise and everyday lifestyle choices. Combining cutting edge medical analysis with personal examination, the show reveals the effect unhealthy living can have on premature aging, both inside and out, and how it can knock years off your life.



The idea of a ticking body clock may sound morbid, but there are changes that you can make that will help you to live longer and be happier while you do it. Dr. Coales and trainer Tim Bean put eight people on an eight-week plan, improving fitness, melting fat, eliminating fatigue, increasing fertility and most importantly, adding years to their lives. But will everyone be able to adapt to the new regime?




DID YOU KNOW?



If you’re a 40-year-old who smokes fifteen cigarettes per day then you will lose 8-10 years of your life.



General life expectancy has gone up by three to four years over the last decade and things will get even better with continuing medical advances.



The liver actually regenerates its own cells to repair itself. This is fortunate for drinkers, because if you give up drinking, your liver may be able to recover.


It’s not just the amount of fat you carry, but the location. For example, if you’ve got a big stomach you have a greater risk of getting ill than if you have big thighs.



If you’re a 40-year-old regular cocaine user then you have the same chances of dying as a 65-year-old.


THE DOCTOR AND THE TRAINER


Dr. Una Coales

Her full title reads more like a novel than a name. Once you’ve seen her in action, it’s tempting to add the letters SCARY.

Dr. Una Coales BA (Hons), MD, FRCS, FRCS (ORL), DRCOG, DFFP, MRCGP.



Dr. Una Coales is a surgeon turned medical writer for the Royal Society of Medicine. She trained at The Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore, Maryland, and practiced general surgery at St Luke’s-Roosevelt Hospital, a trauma centre in New York City. She now works in South London as a physician and educator, and is a board member for the Royal College of General Practitioners. Dr. Coales is also a regular media commentator on medical issues.


Tim Bean

Turn Back Your Body Clock trainer, Tim, can certainly identify with his clients. Although he’s been a health club owner for fifteen years, there was a time when he was morbidly obese and a drinker. His cholesterol levels were extremely high and his doctor told him he wouldn't make 30. He changed his life, and now shows others the way.



INTERVIEW WITH DR. UNA COALES


Before you relocated here with your British husband, you worked in the USA. How does the health of each population compare?

The Americans are very unhealthy. There are 60 million obese people in America, but when I came over here I noticed that English people were going that way.


Is that why you wanted to make this program?

When I was working as a surgeon I used to treat people with cancer, or assist in heart operations. By that time it was often too late. When I came over to England I was doing a lot of head and neck surgery, and saw a lot of throat cancer in young people. It was really depressing, because it all could have been prevented.



How can you get through to the people on the program?

Turn Back Your Body Clock is a fantastic show, because it’s not a lecture. I use visuals to show them the inside of their bodies — they can see the damage they’re doing to themselves. As a surgeon I’ve seen these things, but they haven’t, until now.



You calculate the year people will die — how scientific is that?

It’s very scientific. The predicted life expectancy is based on whether you’re a smoker, if you have a family history of heart disease and so on. If you have morbid obesity you already knock off thirteen years. We combine these with cholesterol levels, liver enzymes, etcetera, so we can be pretty accurate to the year.


Isn’t there still something to be said for allowing yourself treats?

Oh yes. For instance, the nutritionist on the diet plan doesn’t say you can’t have chocolate or ice cream as a little treat. It’s all about balance and moderation. I don’t tell people they can never drink again, I get them to abstain from drinking until their liver recovers and then drink in moderation.


We all know that smoking, excessive drinking, bad diet and no exercise are unhealthy. How is this show telling us anything new?

The people in the show look absolutely fine on the outside, maybe a little bit overweight. So they’re absolutely blown away by the actual damage that’s already occurred. I am able to show people that the fat has already started infiltrating the liver, or that the heart is already damaged. Normal people never get to see that until they’re diagnosed with something more advanced.


What do you do to stay healthy?

I eat healthily and I don’t have microwave meals. My husband does the cooking — he’s very good at it. So it’s home-cooked meals for us. I exercise, either walking everywhere or housework. You don’t have to go to the gym. Running up and down the stairs is exercise, burning calories. So there are no excuses!


EPISODE SYNOPSES



Episode one: Lesley McKenzie

In the first episode Dr. Coales reveals how three decades of fast living affect 52-year-old Lesley McKenzie from London. Lesley is 5’3” and weighs 196 pounds. Drinking alcohol is one of her favorite activities and she can easily drink two bottles of wine in an evening.



Lesley may be enjoying life to the full now, but she has a family history of liver disease and heart problems. Tests reveal that she has fatty deposits around her vital organs and the beginnings of liver disease. She could have as little as 13 years left on her body clock.



Tim Bean steps in to knock Lesley into shape with a diet and exercise program. After a good start in the gym and at the dinner table, Lesley slips up on her 53rd birthday and hits the bar with gusto. Dr. Coales is very disappointed, but shocks her back on track by showing her the amount of sugar she consumes in alcohol on an average night out.



After eight weeks, Lesley is in much better shape. She has added an impressive 16 years to her body clock, taking her life expectancy to 81 years. She’s reduced her body fat and can complete 20 push-ups and crunches. Her waist size has dropped by 5 inches, reducing the risk of heart disease. The MRI scans show there’s less fat around her heart and liver and the blood tests indicate the liver is now functioning normally.


Lesley is thrilled. “My belly is not so big, my face looks younger and I’ve lost a couple of chins. If all that is achievable in eight weeks just think what a further eight weeks will do. I was very skeptical at first but it obviously works. If I can do it, anybody can.”


Episode two: Steve Barrett

This week Dr. Coales meets 36-year-old Steve Barratt, who lives with his wife and 5-year-old son, Joe. Steve thinks he's a normal guy living a normal life but Dr. Coales sees things differently.



Steve loves to drink and during a night out he can put away five pints of beer, followed by eight double gin and tonics, chased by four whiskeys and a take-out dinner. Work involves hours in his company car wolfing down junk food, and the only exercise he gets is trying to keep up with his little boy.



Steve has a life expectancy of only 65, and his ECG and MRI scans reveal his heart is sluggish and his liver has been damaged by alcohol. His sperm analysis also returns abnormal results.


Fitness expert Tim Bean prescribes a low-fat, high fiber diet and a rigorous exercise regime. After 8 weeks, Steve has lost an incredible 42 pounds. Tests reveal he’s increased his life expectancy to 77, turning back his bodyclock by 12 years. His heart and liver scans show a much healthier picture, and to his wife Katherine’s delight, his new sperm sample shows improvement too.


Episode three: Jo Mayne

This week Dr. Coales attempts to reverse 20 years of physical and mental neglect in 40-year-old Jo Mayne. At 5’1’’ and 168 pounds she is obese, and her face is prematurely aged. Her job is stressful and she spends a lot of time on the road. By Friday night, her stress levels are so high that she drinks herself into oblivion.


Dr. Coales finds that Jo’s 20-year smoking habit has increased her blood pressure and reduced her lung capacity by 25%. MRI scans indicate she has high cholesterol, increasing her risk of a heart attack. A woman Jo’s age should live until she is 87, but her unhealthy lifestyle brings her to a life expectancy of 64.



Tim Bean draws up an eight-week diet and fitness plan including a low-fat, high-fiber diet to help Jo turn back her body clock. As a result, her lung capacity improves and her carbon monoxide levels drop below 1%, proving she has quit smoking. She loses fat from her middle and around her organs, her cholesterol goes down and her skin is brighter and more youthful.


The slimmer, de-stressed Jo is ecstatic and says at the end of the epsiode, “I feel brilliant, a lot more confident. I turn 41 in two weeks and I feel 30. In fact I feel better than I did at 30!”


Episode four: Becki Cronin

This week Dr. Coales meets 36-year-old Becki Cronin who enjoys drinking, junk food, and smoking 20 cigarettes a day. She’s young and having fun, so why shouldn’t she? But Dr. Coales sees Becki’s saggy skin and crows’ feet are already making her look old. When she looks below the surface things just get worse.


Becki confesses that she never drinks water, just fruit juice and soda. This adds up to 120 gallons a year, twice her body weight in sugar. This has a terrible effect on her teeth.



Dr. Coales’ scans and tests prove that Becki’s casual attitude has already taken its toll. She has early signs of emphysema and the enamel on her teeth has worn away. Becki’s life expectancy should have been 88 but if she continues her unhealthy lifestyle she won’t make it past 59.



Tim and Dr. Coales put Becki on an alkaline rich diet to combat the effects of her acidic sugar intake. Sugary drinks and alcohol are banned, and she’s sent to a hypnotherapist to help her quit smoking. She’s also given an intensive exercise regime to increase her lungpower and overall fitness.



Becki follows her new teeth-cleaning regime and sticks to her new diet, but after a few weeks she caves in to her craving for a cigarette. Dr. Coales is very disappointed and asks her father to speak to Becki about his life since being diagnosed with emphysema.


Newly motivated, Becki agrees to aversion therapy, which programs her to associate smoking with something she hates — fish.


After eight weeks Becki looks fantastic. She’s lost two inches from her waist and has more muscle tone. Her lung function has improved 30%. Her new lifestyle adds an amazing 17 years to her life, increasing her life expectancy to 76.


Episode five: Sarah Keeley

In the fifth episode of the series, Dr. Coales meets 41-year-old Sarah Keeley. Sarah feels like she’s spiralling into a decline — obese, out of shape and exhausted. She’s a heavy smoker, drinker and has low self-esteem. She’s particularly self-conscious about her flabby tummy.


Sarah tells Dr. Coales that she suffers from breathlessness. She only gets two hours of restful sleep a night and snores terribly. Dr. Coales knows the dark circles around Sarah’s eyes and her short, stout neck are signs of sleep apnea, a potentially fatal condition that causes sufferers to stop breathing in their sleep.



Tests reveal the first stages of alcoholic liver disease and confirm sleep apnea. Dr. Coales estimates Sarah’s life expectancy at 59 years.


Dr. Coales and Tim get to work as Sarah quits smoking and lowers her alcohol consumption. To support her exercise regime, she ditches her junk diet for a low-fat, high-fiber plan. After just six weeks the results are staggering. Sarah loses 18 pounds, improves her breathing and sleep, and is full of energy.


Sarah visits Dr. Coales for her final check-up and is told she’s lost 28 pounds, her blood pressure is now healthy and her liver has started to repair itself. Her neck is now 15 inches, contributing to her sleeping soundly for 6 hours each night. But the best news for Sarah is that her life expectancy has increased by an amazing 25 years to 84, the highest of all the participants in the series.


Sarah now has more time to live with her friends and family. “I don’t want to sound too dramatic, but this program has probably saved my life and that’s something I’ll always be grateful for,” she says.


Episode six: Neil Walsh

This week, Dr. Coales turns her attention to 30-year-old account manager Neil Walsh. Neil thinks his party-hard lifestyle is helping him get over his girlfriend. He admits to drinking excessively at least five times a week, consuming the equivalent of 70 pints of beer. He also confesses to a three gram-a-week cocaine habit. Dr. Coales can tell just by looking at him that Neil’s partying is wreaking havoc on the inside of his body. His face is puffy, he has a sallow complexion, his eyes are bloodshot and he’s jittery.



Simple balance and co-ordination tests reveal that Neil’s habits have already had a detrimental effect on his brain function. He also has fat infiltration in his liver. Dr. Coales places his death age at 57, a shocking 27 years before his time.


Tim and Dr. Coales realize that Neil’s using cocaine and alcohol to boost his self-esteem. To help him gain confidence they prescribe an exercise plan to induce a natural high and a diet rich in mood-enhancing foods. Despite a good start, Neil’s secretly filmed in a club two weeks later, so drunk that he can’t even remember being there. Busted and ashamed, Neil’s determined to get back on track. He works harder at the gym, sticks to his diet, and visits an addiction specialist to help him understand his issues. Dr. Coales surprises him with a random test, which proves he’s clean.


After eight weeks, Neil’s flab is replaced with muscle and his balance has improved. New scans reveal that his liver is functioning normally and his brain function is improving after quitting cocaine. Best of all, he’s increased his life expectancy by 20 years, to 77. “Where I was two months ago compared with today is worlds apart. I had some counselling, which was really good for me. It was all about limitation and moderating my intake. I’ve learned to set limits,” Neil says.


Episode seven: Michelle Parkes

Meet 29-year-old Michelle Parkes. In the three years since her wedding, she’s gone from a size 14 to a size 20. Also, every weekend she binge drinks, consuming the equivalent of 11 gallons of vodka, wine and beer in a year. Tests reveal that she has high blood pressure and high cholesterol. But what’s really gotten Michelle’s attention is her fertility. She’d like to have a baby someday, but has just learned that at 29, she has the fertility of a 38-year-old woman. If she keeps up her behavior, she will have a life expectancy of only 62.


Tim and Dr. Coales put Michelle on a fertility regime. She needs to raise her metabolic rate and shift the weight from her stomach. Excess fat is producing excess estrogen, which acts as a contraceptive. She threatens to fall off the wagon for her 30th birthday, but Dr. Coales steps in with a pep talk.


After eight weeks, Michelle has lost 21 pounds, her blood pressure is better, her cholesterol is normal, and she is much more fertile. Her new life expectancy is 76, adding 14 years to her life.


Episode eight: David Cooper

This week, Dr. Coales meets David Cooper, a 46-year-old who Dr. Coales says looks like a typical Homer Simpson. Dr. Coales guesses that he smokes a lot, and later confirms that he smokes up to 30 cigarettes a day. He’s also drinking a lot – in a year he drinks the equivalent of 1,500 pints of beer and 30 bottles of whiskey.



Tests reveal he has high blood pressure, his liver is enlarged due to drinking heavily, and his cholesterol is high. He’s also at high risk for diabetes. The news is so shocking, David feels the need to sit down. And that’s before he gets his life expectancy – 64.


First to go are the liquid lunches, and Tim swaps his motorcycle for a bicycle to get him back in shape. To turn his I-don’t-give-a-damn attitude around, Dr. Coales shows David, with a dice game, how close he is to getting potentially fatal diseases like lung cancer and diabetes. But even once he knows the odds, smoking is almost impossible to give up. Dr. Coales sends him a jar of tar just to remind him what cigarettes dump into his body each year. To further inspire David, Tim books an exercise date with a very fit 63-year-old and some professional cricket players, so he can see just how strong and fit he can expect to become in time.


After eight weeks, he’s lost 28 pounds, lowered his blood pressure, increased his lung capacity, brought his liver back to normal size, and lowered his cholesterol. His brand-new life expectancy is 79, adding 15 years in just eight weeks.



WHO TURNS BACK THE CLOCK?



There are some cultures in the world that have always managed to stay healthy, but what are their secrets for turning back their body clocks?



Okinawans
Seaweed, tofu, oily fish and plenty of fruit and vegetables.


The Japanese island of Okinawa in the South China Sea has the longest living inhabitants in the whole world, who have an average life expectancy of 81.2 years. A 25-year research programme found that this was down to a diet rich in tofu, fish and vegetables, and low in meat, eggs and dairy food. Residents mix seaweed and tofu into 'mooi tofu'. Seaweed contains vitamins A, B1, B2, C, E and the soybeans in tofu are loaded with flavanoids. These fight breast and prostate cancer and hold back heart disease. The cold-water fish in their diets, such as tuna mackerel and salmon contain Omega3s, which reduce the risk of heart disease and some cancers.


Mediterraneans
Lots of unsaturated fat, fruit and vegetables and moderate amounts of red wine.


The health benefits of a Mediterranean diet were first realised in the ‘60s when scientists found that despite a high-fat diet the residents of Crete had very low rates of heart disease, low incidence of some cancers and a long life expectancy. The classic Mediterranean diet has lots of fruit, vegetables, wholegrain cereals, nuts and pulses with (monounsaturated) olive oil as the main source of fat. Poultry and fish are eaten in moderate amounts and red meat in low amounts. Red wine is drunk in moderation usually with meals. Antioxidants in red wine, coffee and tomatoes slow down the ageing process, while olive oil helps to control LDL blood cholesterol, protecting the heart.



Thais
Coconut oil, coriander and chillies.


The southeast Asian diet is bursting with age-defying nutrients. The capsicum in chillies is a powerful antioxidant and anti-inflammatory, which fights infection. Coriander can lower blood sugar levels and LDL cholesterol, and it even has antibacterial properties. Coconut may be high in saturated fat but this contains lauric acid, and capric acid, which have recently found to have antiviral, antibacterial and antiprotozoal functions. Other research has shown that including coconut fat in your diet can help your body to control body fat levels, protect against alcohol damage to the liver and boost your immune system’s anti-inflammatory response.


Laplanders
Reindeer meat.


Herded reindeer meat is 3-7 % higher in protein than domestic red meat. It has the lowest cholesterol levels of any red meat and has comparable saturated fat content to domestic white meat and fish. Because wild reindeer have a varied and nutrient-dense diet of moss, lichens and plants too tough for humans to digest, their meat and marrow also carries more nutrients than domestic animals. In fact it’s so plentiful in nutrients, such as vitamin C, that the indigenous Sami people of Lapland are able to live almost entirely off reindeer in the winter months. They crack open the bones for marrow and even mix reindeer blood into soups.



Inuits
Low amounts of saturated fat, diary and carbohydrates.


Scientists studied the indigenous people of the Arctic Circle (Inuits or Eskimos) in the ‘70s and found that they had much lower rates of heart disease, arthritis and diabetes than other cultures. This was despite eating a whale, seal and salmon diet, which was extremely high in fat and low in carbohydrates, fruit and vegetables, apart from sea kelp. The reason for this was that the blubber of marine mammals is very high in monounsaturated and polyunsaturated fat, and low in saturated fat. And because they ate much of the meat raw or lightly cooked, the vitamins contained in the flesh, such as vitamin C, A and D were not destroyed through cooking. It seems that the health benefits of this diet are partly side effects of limiting saturated fats, refined carbohydrates and diary products.


THE SCIENCE BEHIND THE BODY CLOCK



How do scientists know how long someone is likely to live?

Scientists calculate your body clock by looking at the aspects of your lifestyle that have the greatest statistical impact on your life expectancy and comparing them to your age. This gives an estimation of the time you have left. It relies on data collected in scientific studies of the death rates in large numbers of people. So the average death rates in 10,000 smokers are compared to the death rates in 10,000 non-smokers to find the effect that smoking has on your lifespan. Of course, there will always be lucky individuals who smoke 40 cigarettes-a-day all their lives but live to be 90. However, for every one of these there will be 20 others who don’t make it past 50 years old.


What has the most impact on my life expectancy?

The most relevant piece of data is your age, then your sex and then whether you’re a smoker or not. Those are the biggest three impacts on how long you will live for, unless you do illegal drugs, which have an even bigger impact.


If I only smoke one cigarette a day do I really count as a smoker?

Statistically, you’re more likely to die if you smoke and yes, one cigarette a day does count. The two big milestones where smoking death rates jump up significantly are at 20 and then 40 cigarettes a day. If you smoke over 40-a-day your chances of survival decrease sharply.


Why does my weight and height affect my life expectancy?

Your height and weight are used together to calculate your Body Mass Index. This is a sliding scale from underweight to overweight and obese. Seriously obese people are more at risk from heart disease. You should be aware that if you’re very tall, very short or very muscular this calculation can be misleading.


How does my alcohol consumption affect my body clock?

The first question is: are you a regular, heavy drinker? If so you’ll be damaging your liver and reducing your life expectancy. The second question is are you a binge drinker who may only drink once a week but does so to get drunk? This will also damage your liver but may kill you in other ways because statistics show you’re more likely to be hit by a car, fall down stairs or get beaten up if you’re drunk.



What’s a safe level of alcohol consumption?
The recommended safe limits are 21 units per week for men and 14 for women, but these have to be spread out over the week (three units a day for men and two for women). There is some medical evidence to back up claims that a glass of wine a day or a small amount of other alcohol is actually good for you.

BBC’s Hyperdrive Comes to U.S.

BBC America takes one small step for man and one giant leap for comedy with the launch of the UK’s latest sci-fi sitcom sensation. Hyperdrive premieres Friday, January 19, 9:00 p.m. ET/10:00 p.m. PT.



The year is 2151 and the British have launched a fleet of space ships to explore the galaxy in the only way the British can. That means with a stiff upper lip and regular tea breaks. Their mission? To export all things British to all corners of the galaxy – namely overpriced supermarkets, housing projects, call centers and even tractors – and protect Britain’s interest in a changing galaxy.



At the forefront of this expeditionary force is the spacecraft HMS Camden Lock, helmed by the irrepressible, if a little tetchy, Commander Henderson (Nick Frost, Shaun of the Dead, Kinky Boots). Ably assisted by a crew of misfits, the Commander steers his ship through the stars, giving orders from his big swivelly chair.



Henderson is often more concerned with securing his place in British history than doing his job. His crew? Well, you wouldn’t wish them on your worst enemy… or maybe you would – borderline psychopath First Officer York (Kevin Eldon, Nighty Night), sycophantic Diplomatic Officer Teal (Miranda Hart, French & Saunders, Absolutely Fabulous), manic-depressive Navigator Vine (Stephen Evans, Nighty Night), loose cannon Technical Officer Jeffers (Dan Antopolski) and enhanced human Pilot Sandstrom (Petra Massey). Giving them their orders is slippery and hugely ambitious Space Marshall Clarke (Paterson Joseph, Green Wing).


For more information visit www.bbcamerica.com

Monday, December 04, 2006


Sly Thigh Design

by Andrea Goodwin, associate editor, BeansTalk (agoodwin@beanstalkbiz.com)

BeansTalk admits that the list of things (or people) we let touch our inner thigh is very, very short. Lately, however, safety, convenience, and the irresistible game of letting our man discover something underneath our skirt that he wasn’t expecting has led us to the fun and fashionable Bisadora Garter Purse.

Back in the 1920's women used to carry their flasks underneath their skirts. This idea inspired designer Brandy Isadora Goldberg to create a purse that would comfortably sit on a woman’s thigh. Patented for its unique design, the garter purse is big enough to hold ID, lipstick and key. BeansTalk also finds that it could easily accommodate a small ipod, phone, voice recording device, prescription, or condom (you never know). The elegant silk charmouse purse, 4.25” by 3”, comes in three sizes: 17” (Small), 19” (Medium), or 21” (Large). This little cutie offers hands-free convenience thanks to the elastic thigh band which is lined with two silicone strips to prevent slippage.

Not to dampen your holiday spirit, but here in L.A. we do have to think about our surroundings. No one wants to think about purse snatchers and other “security compromises.” (What terrorism threat level are we on? Okay, add mace to my list.) Still, the Bisadora Garter Purse eliminates the burden of carrying a handbag, and invisibly ensures that your valuables are secure especially while shopping or traveling or partying during the Holidays.

While you are checking out their website, www.bisadora.com, don’t forget to check out their super popular Hip Purses, another really cool hands-free design.

The Bisadora Hip Purse and Garter Purse are available in a variety of colors and materials; the Hip Purse & Chain Belt start at $25; the Garter Purse is $19. bisadora.com



Friday, December 01, 2006


Clooney and Miracle

This holiday season, AMC gives its viewers George Clooney wrapped in a bow, and no Christmas Eve would be complete without a viewing of the must-see classic, Miracle On 34th Street. The network showers viewers with movie gifts of humor, drama, romance and adventure.

Miracle On 34th Street--AMC Exclusive: Is it possible that the kids are right, and the adults are wrong -- that ole’ Kris Kringle might actually live among us? In other words, is it possible to give in to the magic of Santa Claus? That’s the heart-tugging, completely holiday question at the essence of the definitive holiday classic Miracle On 34th Street, starring Maureen O’Hara, John Payne, Edmund Gwenn and Natalie Wood. This Christmas Eve, give in to AMC’s “34th on the 24th,” a day-long showing of the funny, sweet and so rightfully treasured 1947 favorite, featuring both the black and white and color versions, airing back-to-back beginning at 12noon ET & PT/11C on Sunday, December 24 and ending on Christmas morning. Miracle On 34th Street is preceded by the special Backstory: Miracle On 34th Street airing at 11:30 AM ET & PT/10C.

George Clooney: An American Cinematheque Tribute: George Clooney's talents as a prolific actor, director, writer and producer make him Hollywood's present-day Renaissance man -- and the classic Hollywood star for modern times. George Clooney: An American Cinematheque Tribute, Wednesday, December 13 at 8 PM ET & PT/7 PM C, presents an intimate view of the debonair Clooney, who will be admired -- and royally roasted -- by megastar friends and colleagues with names like Julia Roberts, Matt Damon, Lindsay Lohan, Salma Hayek, Morgan Freeman and Drew Barrymore. The awards show is followed by the AMC premiere of Clooney’s directorial debut, the intriguingly comical, psycho-surrealistic did-he-do-it, Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind, starring Sam Rockwell, Drew Barrymore and Dick Clark at 9 PM ET & PT/8C.

Holiday Movie Festivals

Prancer, the magical family Christmas adventure about a young girl who finds a lost reindeer that just might be one of Santa’s, premieres on December 10 at 8 PM ET & PT/7C.

Under the Mistletoe, Sunday, December 17, 2006


Best In Show

Animal Planet gives viewers front-row seats to the planet’s greatest dog show, the AKC/Eukanuba National Championship, where more than 150 breeds of the world’s most competitive and coiffed canines come together to vie for the coveted “Best in Show” title. Hosted by former Entertainment Tonight personalities, Bob Goen and Leanza Cornett, the sixth annual AKC/Eukanuba National Championship provides in-depth competition coverage and behind-the-scenes features about the owners, breeders, trainers and handlers.

Live for the third consecutive year, Animal Planet broadcasts this renowned international event, which returns to the Long Beach Convention Center, in Long Beach, Calif., after its two-year run in Tampa, Fla. The televised event begins at 8 p.m. (ET) on both Saturday, December 2, and Sunday, December 3, and is simulcast on the Discovery Channel.

(In Photo: Alaskan Malamute 'Costello' Crowned at Fifth Annual AKC/Eukanuba National Championship -- Same Dog Sweeps Best in Show, Best Bred-By and Viewers' Choice, 2006 January)