Wednesday, August 01, 2007
















Bean-Centric: Places to Visit

The Sensuous Bean
66 West 70th Street
New York, New York 10023
(800) 238-6845
www.sensuousbean.com


The Nautical Bean
11560 Los Osos Valley Rd.
San Luis Obispo, Ca. 93405
(805) 543-3559
www.nauticalbean.com

Nautical Bean Coffee
240 Harbor Drive South,
Oceanside, CA 92054
(760) 722-4851
www.nauticalbeancoffee.com

Steaming Bean Coffee Co.
P.O. Box 3177
Telluride, CO 81435
Tel: 1-800-230-BEAN (2326)
www.Thebean.com


Kimobean
Ambassador Hotel Waikiki
Hyatt Waikiki
Hilton Waikoloa Village Ocean Tower
Hilton Waikoloa Village Lagoon Tower
www.kimobean.com


Split Bean Coffee
818-448-5185
www.splitbean.com

Hard Bean Coffee and Booksellers
36 Market Space
Annapolis, Maryland
(410) 263-8770
www.beansandbooks.com

Green Bean Coffee
210 North 85th Street
Seattle, WA 98103 | (206) 706-4587
www.greenbeancoffee.org

Irie Bean Coffee Bar
2310 South Lamar
Suite 102
Austin, TX 78704
512-326-4636
www.iriebean.com

The Mean Bean
932 zion park boulevard
springdale, utah 84767
(435)772-0654
www.meanbeancoffee.com


Jamie’s General Bean
13848 Lee Highway
Centreville, Virginia 20120
703-815-6880
www.generalbean.com

The Sentient Bean
13 e park ave
savannah, ga 31401
912.232.4447
sentientbean.com

Bean Town Coffee Bar
45 N. Baldwin Ave.
Sierra Madre, CA
(6260 355-1596
www.beantowncoffeebar.com

Bean
16 Camden Road
Tunbridge Wells, Kent TN1 2PT
www.beanchocolate.com

Bean’s Pro Shop
Back Mountain Bowl
Memorial Highway
Dallas Pa 18612
(570)675-5026
www.beansproshop.com

Naked Bean
530 Hacienda Drive; Ste. 101
Vista, CA 92083
(760) 639-5282
www.nakedbeancafe.com

Into the Bean
1710 W. Southern Ave.
Mesa, Arizona
(480) 890-0579
www.intothebean.com

Bean's Bicycles
10 West Lancaster Avenue,
Paoli, PA 19301
Phone: 610-640-9910
www.beansbikes.com

The Lazy Bean B & B
8 South Water Street
P.O. Box 497
Onset, MA 02558
508-295-4949
www.thelazybean.com

The Bean Cup
8908 South St. Peter St.
Indianapolis, IN 46227
(317) 888-8700
www.thebeancup.com

Bean There
19 Lake Road,
Keswick, Cumbria, CA12 5BS
Beanthere.co.uk

Find more online:

www.beannorth.com (they have Bean in the Bath soap!)
www.beyondthebean.com
www.beantrees.com
www.hardbeancoffee.com
www.thesupremebean.com
beancentral.com
www.planetbeancoffee.com
www.ethicalbean.com
citybean.com
beannorth.com
honeybean.com
www.thebrownbean.com
www.dizzybean.com
www.thebeanshop.com
www.goodbean.com
www.jitterbeancoffee.com
stateofbean.com.au
www.thebeancycle.com
www.romancingthebean.com
thehumanbean.com
www.beanscene.com
shop.thearomaticbean.com


Not coffee

http://www.beanfarm.com
www.beans-around-the-world.com
www.cafepress.com/beansatw (beans around the world store)
www.beanhead.com (no bean stands alone)
www.beansboats.com
www.dabeanshow.co.uk
www.beandiving.co.uk
www.womensbeanproject.com
www.thebeanpeople.co.za

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Adieu, Paris.

Say goodbye (none too soon) to The Simple Life with Paris and Nicole forever when the series finale airs on Sunday, August 5 at 10:00pm on E!


From their first days on the road together to this final curtain call at Drama Camp on "The Simple Life Goes to Camp," ego-maniac and self-deluded Paris Hilton and the especially disrespectful and uninteresting Nicole Ritchie have done it all, seen it all and destroyed most of what was in their path. In this last escapade, Paris and Nicole write their own play in tribute to their decades long.... eh.. "friendship", enlisting the help of celebrity counselor Sally Kirkland to lead the production. This over-the-top theater performance worthy only of The Simple Life features Kirkland, the vivacious and eccentric actress, leading the girls and their campers through a crash course in Acting 101. Although Paris and Nicole gave Sally an emotional roller coaster of a ride during the rehearsals and casting, all was forgiven when Sally agreed to play the role of Nicole's father Lionel Richie in the performance.


What? Weird Sally Kirkland in black face? Frightening. Appalling.

Get off the air now, Paris and Nicole! Off!
BeansTalk's Summer Denim Report: Kasil Denim

From modest beginnings in December 2002, Kasil Denim has grown into one of the hottest denim brands on the market. With its premium fabrics, attention to detail and “Made in the USA” pride of workmanship, Kasil has garnered a loyal following while adorning such famous bods as Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, John Travolta, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Aniston, Lucy Liu, Minnie Driver and Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas. Kasils have also been seen all over the small screen on shows such as: America’s Next Top Model, Desperate Housewives, The OC, TRL, E! News Daily Ten, A Model Life, Entourage, CNN and Access Hollywood.


BeansTalk has learned that the company is poised for even stronger growth with its introduction of t-shirts, blazers and accessories as well as the broadening of its retail partners from high-end boutiques to select department stores and expansion across Europe.


Committed to evolving denim identity, Kasil’s styling streamlines and softens a woman’s silhouette. Well proportioned pockets lift the seat while the molded waistband prevents the dreaded thong-baring gap. Most significantly, the fabrication feels amazingly substantial and rigid for its 2% stretch, which serves to keep everything nice and snug.

Pictured: Kasil Dakota Lightweight Boot in Ocean Storm
Color – Ocean Storm
35” Inseam
7” Inseam
7” Rise
98% cotton 2% lycra
14% in the knee breaks to 18” at the leg opening
Welt pocket at the top of back waist
Manufacturer Style Number WPD244
Retail $191.00


Monday, July 30, 2007


Wise Choices for The View


Word on the street is that ABC is in final negotiations with Whoopi Goldberg and Sherri Shepherd to sign on for ultra-coveted positions as co-hosts on The View.


BeansTalk has been quite bored with the morning chat program since Rosie's dramatic departure this past spring. Our interest may be sparked, however, with the opportunity to hear political leftist and quick-witted Goldberg put the comparatively weak Elisabeth Hasselbeck in her place. The Oscar and Emmy winner should also add some much needed star power to a stale line up.


We are equally enthusaiastic about the hilarious Sherri Shepherd. (Although we were secretly hoping that Kathy Griffin would edge her out.) We do laugh out loud as she discusses ex-husbands, prison, and homicidal urges. If our readers are not familiar with her acting talents, catch her in the upcoming comedy flick Who's Your Caddy.
Go Whoopi
The Bean on BeansTalk

We could not resist featuring a product with our name. Besides, we are quite sure that this is an inside fitness secret with all of our favorite A-list celebrities.
from their website:
How it works: The Bean Super Crunch

The Bean works the upper and lower abs, the obliques, and the core all at the same time, working them faster, better and more effectively than any other device or machine on the market.
The rocking motion of The Bean allows you to automatically combine three exercises in one: a crunch, a pelvic tilt, and a leg raise. You are increasing the effects on both the upper and lower abs, and it's this rocking action that's doing all the work.
The Bean's Super Crunch makes your workouts more effective in less time. You get a crunch, pelvic tilt, and leg raise with one rocking action of The Bean.

5-in-1 Exercise Tool
The Bean is an all-in-one workout tool that will not only help strengthen your core and give you flat abs fast, but also offers a total body workout. It is so versatile that you can use your Bean with other fitness programs to enhance your workouts and get incredible results. Use it as a better way to do Yoga or Pilates - the floor is no longer an option, and The Bean will support your back and neck 100%, so you have no back pain

To order call 1 800 540 2879
Rubber Duck puts the Hip back into Snow Boots

At the 2007 Sundance Film Festival, a certain snow boot took Park City by storm. Everyone from Lindsay Lohan to Jessica Alba were sporting these Rainbow Brite meets Napoleon Dynamite moon boots in every color from black and white to a very loud circus clown combo of blue, red, and yellow. Hollywoodites trekking down Main Street in the boots caught stares and turned heads left and right from fashion’s less fortunate (those clad in a more…ahem…Ugg-ly looking boot). Rubber Duck designer Eik Ottosen, 27, is the man to thank for these statement-making Snowjoggers. The Rubber Duck Snowjoggers are officially giving all other snow shoes the boot this winter season with ramped up styles and more in-your-face colors.

With the insane amount of popularity from his first Snowjoggers collection, Ottosen has decided to liven up his latest styles with the following new colors:

Purple, metallic burgundy, metallic silver, metallic gold, shiny black patent leather, shiny white patent leather

In addition to the new hues, Snowjogger fans can also take their pick from either high or low tops, and of course the original style will be available too. These nylon winter boots have a suede and rubber trim around the outter sole, a double velcro closure at the back with a logo tab at the side, and a jogging shoe-style rubber sole (specifically designed to be worn in the snow). Toes will be toasty too with the soft and fuzzy shearling lining.

The 2007 Winter Snowjoggers will be available at select retailers and online at http://www.rubberduckbrand.com/ this September. Rubber Duck shoes are available at Kitson, Urban Outfitters, Nordstrom, Intuition, and more.

Sunday, July 29, 2007


Joe Millionaire


(a.k.a. Evan Marriott) was brunching with friends at the Beach Garden Cafe in San Clemente this morning. BeasnTalk's ME spotted him on her way to cover the American Idol auditions for her day job.

Friday, July 27, 2007


So the Carpet Can Match the Drapes …..Or Be A Completely Different Color
As ole Nellie Forbush would sing, “I’m gonna wash that man right out of my hair” – and now you can add “down there.”

Introducing the first safe color specially formulated for the hair down there. Colors naturally, covers gray, and enhances to match your glorious locks above. Whether you're blonde (be a true blonde now!), radiant auburn, brunette, or black, our easy-to-use, no-drip formula gives you the perfect finishing touch.
From now on, when you highlight or color your hair, don't forget your betty color for the hair down there. www.bettybeauty.com


Tarte Gets Cheeky...
And BeansTalk Digs It


This water-based push up gel stick is perfect for all skin types. No skill required - just dab it on and go. Wear it over or under foundation, with or without powder blush - it lasts all day. There’s no oil, so it won’t clog your pores. Still not convinced? Tarte's been awarded “best blush” in InStyle, Cosmo & Self. www.tartecosmetics.com

Star Bright

Swarovski crystals shine brightly on Stuart Weitzman's evening sandals for fall. For your consideration, emmy nominees?


Pictured: Eiffel in silver



Olfactory Treat

BeansTalk loves to assume a new “personality” by trying new fragrances. We love the new longer lasting Crystal Renee Eau de Parfum. With fruit notes inspiring a playful youthfulness and florals to add sultry sensuality, this scent is very versatile. Less additives enable a longer lasting scent.

Fragrance designer, Christopher Chambers, shares these tips for perfume shopping:
Shop in the morning when your nose is fresh and less affected by pollutants, food and other smells.
1. Don't spritz into the air. You need to know what the perfume will smell like on you.
2. Don't try more than 3 or 4 fragrances at one time.
3. Allow dry down time. After you have had the perfume on for at least one hour you'll know what it really smells like.
4. Clear your nasal passages in between tests to bring your nose back to neutral. Sniff coffee beans or even your shirt.
Find Crystal Renee at http://www.shopallforwomen.com/

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Gorgeous Jennifer



Jennifer Lopez sparkled in Platinum “Caviar” earrings by Lorraine Schwartz at her “El Cantante” film premiere in San Juan, Puerto Rico on July 23rd.

For more information on rare Platinum jewelry, please visit http://www.preciousplatinum.com/.



Face Atelier’s Online Sample Program

Not sure what foundation shade to buy? Like BeansTalk, are you often hesitant to buy lipstick because colors online always look different they then are in person? Traveling and hate to bring full size products? BeansTalk has learned that you don’t have to waste your money or go through the hassle of returning products. At http://www.faceatelier.com/ consumers can purchase samples for just $1. All Foundations, Shimmers, Lipsticks, and Lip Glaze colors are available for the sampling program. BeansTalk gives kudos to this company for smart marketing that focuses on customer satisfaction.

To purchase FACE atelier visit http://www.faceatelier.com/


E! Begins Fifth Season of Dr. 90210 Monday July 30

New Season Features New "Big Brother" Doctor, More High Profile Patients and Plenty of Family Drama in America's Most Famous Zip Code

The hit series "Dr. 90210," returns to E! for a fifth season with 13 new episodes featuring all new patients and some celebrity names, including supermodel Angie Everhart, a "Deal or No Deal" model and a new doctor in "Big Brother 2" winner Will Kirby. Featured among the plastic surgery stories are procedures that can change lives -- from breast augmentations and labiaplasty to eye reconstruction and Botox injections for migraines and excessive sweating. But these doctors' lives are not all surgery. The drama at home heats up for them this season with relationship issues, new babies, money problems and Dr. Rey's yearning to reconnect with his father following more than two decades of estrangement, all adding stress to the heavy workloads of the high-profile surgeons. The fifth season of "Dr 90210" premieres Monday, July 30 (10:00 p.m., ET/PT) on E!

Viewers have been riveted by Dr. Robert Rey's struggle to balance his passion for medicine and martial arts with his wife Hayley and their two children since the series premiered in 2004. In this new season, Dr. Rey turns his attention to building stronger bonds within his immediate family. In addition, his work with young people prompts Dr. Rey to seek reconciliation with his own father in Sao Paolo, Brazil, following more than twenty-five years of infrequent communication. Despite the ups and downs with his family, Dr. Rey's enthusiasm for martial arts is stronger than ever as he serves as a "ring doctor" for TFA (Total Fighting Alliance), and earns his blue belt in Jujitsu this season.
Also returning for Season Five of "Dr. 90210" are: Dr. David Matlock, newly single and looking for a gorgeous live-in roommate to help him fill the void of a big, empty house; Dr. Diamond who, along with his wife, has invested way more money in a new restaurant than his accountant advised and who has also purchased a Beverly Hills office/surgical center in need of expensive renovation; Dr. Motykie, who is training for a body building competition and salsa dancing with a hot and sexy instructor; Drs. Susan and Brian Evans, who are in the midst of a major home renovation and are about to welcome their fourth child; Dr. Li and her husband Bill, who return for Season Five with their own new baby, Alexis; and Dr. Alter, who balances his life-altering work with weightless floats in a Vegas zero gravity chamber.

Joining "Dr. 90210" this season is Dr. Will Kirby, the winner of the reality show "Big Brother 2." Dr. Kirby has recently completed his residency in Cosmetic Dermatology and is ready to take Beverly Hills by storm. This seemingly eligible bachelor actually has a girlfriend back east, and the long distance relationship takes its toll until Dr. Kirby asks her to move out west with him and leave her New York life behind.

In this fifth season, as always, there is no shortage of absorbing stories or compelling personalities. The premiere episode kicks off with Tameka, one of Howie Mandel's briefcase-toting models from "Deal or No Deal" who undergoes a breast augmentation and tattoo removal, and then focuses on Kristy, a bounty hunter in training who gets a breast augmentation after joining her fiancé's bail bonds company. Later in the season model Angie Everhart receives Botox in her jaw to battle migraines and adult film star Jesse Jane has surgery to correct a previous breast augmentation that was badly done. Viewers also get a chance to witness an A-List celebrity's niece, undergoing a breast lift and implant procedure.

Season Five brings some "family time" to the operating suite, as Dr. Matlock's brother, Richard, and his girlfriend Eman take the plunge with a new type of lipo, Dr. Kirby's mom, Judy, gets a liquid facelift, and Mike "Boogie" Malin, "Big Brother," depends on his pal Dr. Kirby's expertise with a sensitive medical issue.
There are plenty of stories of personal trial and triumph along the way. Breast cancer activist Greta, who has suffered through numerous unsuccessful reconstructive surgeries, is desperate to finally get the job done right; Joe, who suffers from a hidden penis, seeks out a particularly skillful touch, and Landon, a popular high school student who lost an eye with fireworks, is hoping for normalcy. Add to these stories a female-to-male transsexual getting his breasts removed, an ugly duckling to swan makeover from Boise and a perky radio personality hoping to move into TV with her new nose, and you have an entire season of incredibly diverse and fascinating procedures.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

The Big "O" in Oversized


Big Bags

Lest you think we're suddenly promoting overnight bags, these purses (yes, purses) were featured on many of the runways. The above bag is a Chanel bag that allegedly costs $45,000. Yes, you read that right. Look for Vanessa (Mrs. Kobe) Bryant to have one. Or one of the Olsen Twins.

There was a time when free and fancy-footed gals toted around their Passport wherever they went. We believe the theory was, you never knew when someone was going to sweep you off to Paris (despite the exhorbitant airfares and no direct flights from LAX).

But the move to the biggest bag you could possibly design, short of a garment bag, in which you cart around your weeks' wardrobe....We find this new trend fascinating. It's likely to give much added coin to chiropractors and physical therapists. We predict carpal tunnel, tendonitis.

At least with this kind of purse, you can carry your full size hair spray, hair dryer, your Burberry coat (in case you get a chill), your Lulu Guiness umbrella (in case it rains), your ten-year-old son, as well as his best friends.

You get what we're saying, right? Big, in this case, in this trend, is better. For the time being. Or until your husband refuses to carry your "ridiculous" handbag anymore.


Dolce & Gabbana



Marni

Dolce & Gabbana


Chloe


























Stella McCartney

Tuesday, July 24, 2007


The Ultimate in LA Glamour


Jada Pinkett Smith sparkled in platinum jewelry by Lorraine Schwartz at the “Beckham Welcome to LA Party” on July 22nd in Los Angeles. Jada selected platinum and diamond chandelier earrings and a cuff bracelet.

For more information on rare Platinum jewelry, please visit http://www.preciousplatinum.com/.

BBC's New Sci-Fi Series Torchwood

From Russell T Davies, writer of the new Doctor Who series and Queer as Folk, comes Torchwood a new sci-fi series following the adventures of a team of investigators who use alien technology to solve crime. Torchwood premieres Saturday, September 8, 2007 at 9 p.m. ET/PT.



The team, led by Captain Jack Harkness (John Barrowman, Doctor Who, De-Lovely), uses scavenged alien technology to solve present day crime - both alien and human. They’re separate from the government, outside the police and beyond the United Nations. Torchwood sets its own rules, delving into the unknown and fighting the impossible.



Everyone who works for Torchwood is young, under 35. Some say that's because it's a new science. Others say it's because they die young.



Alongside charismatic Captain Jack is Gwen (Eve Myles). Initially an outsider, her first meeting with the team sparks a burning curiosity to get to the truth, throwing her into an unfamiliar but exciting world. Clear and instinctive, she understands people and is, at times, the group’s conscience. But can she completely separate herself from her normal life?



The rest of the team is made up of medic Owen Harper (Burn Gorman), young, hedonistic and utterly brilliant; reserved Toshiko Sato (Naoko Mori) who specializes in computers, surveillance and all things technical; the super-intelligent and intense Suzie Costello (Indira Varma) who has devoted her life to the strange alien artefacts under her control; and Ianto Jones (Gareth David Lloyd) who is far more important than his receptionist role suggests.



From an underground base built on a rift in time and space, the team respond to any alien threat – a meteorite crash landing, sightings of extra-terrestrial technology, an unusual autopsy report, the spread of a deadly alien virus.



BBC Video will release Torchwood: The Complete First Season to retail in the first quarter of 2008 on a seven-disc DVD set.
Young Hollywood on a Worthy Mission

Three hundred and fifty of Young Hollywood's finest gathered at the elegant Beverly Hills home of philanthropist Peter Kleidman for the Bright Pink Young Hollywood Benefit last Tuesday. The event was produced by In 2 It Media to raise money and awareness for breast cancer. Guests enjoyed cocktails by Nuvo, the first sparkling pink vodka liqueur, and Hansens natural soda and Monster Energy Drink. Celebrity chef Christopher Brugler aka Challah King of Beverly Hills treated guests to a delicious menu of gourmet dishes that included seared tuna, sweet chili marinated chicken skewers and black mission fig crostini topped with red wine braised figs finished with crumbled goat cheese and honey. For dessert, Christopher dazzled guests with chocolate covered strawberries and S’mores made from his famous white chocolate challah, marshmallow and chocolate sauce.

Partygoers were able to Shop For a Cure and purchase beautiful pink diamond and gemstone jewelry from Ice.com and the brand new line of yoga wear and spa products from the Travertine Spa. The silent auction featured incredible items like a real life "Top Gun" experience featuring a 45 minute ride in a MIG Jet Fighter, a gift basket with the hottest pink electronics and accessories from NewEgg.com, luxury spa products and spa treatments from both Leaf & Rusher & Dermalogica, a LOVE necklace from eco-couture designer Annatarian and super chic handbags from Charlie Lapson. Guests enjoyed the amazing view and beautiful weather while chilling out in the rose colored LoveSacs on the deck and surrounded by lovely pink floral arrangements donated by Flowers by Vicki.

Palmistry expert Lisa Greenfield treated guests to complimentary readings, while partygoers danced to beats by Goldfingers. Lindsay Avner (pictured right), the founder of Bright Pink, (http://www.bebrightpink.org/) and her mother, breast cancer survivor Wendy Avner, shared their moving story with everyone which inspired guests to get involved with the foundation's mission of reaching women in their 20's & 30's. R&B artist Justyn Matthew performed a soulful set of songs off of his new album and came off tour with Jon B., Mint Condition and DeBarge to support the event.

On hand to support the event were actress Rachael Leigh Cook (pictured left)("The Final Season", "Nancy Drew"), MTV VJ & actress Susie Castillo, actor Alfonso Ribeiro ("Fresh Prince of Bel Air"), American Idol finalist and star of "The Bold & The Beautiful" Constantine Maroulis, NFL star Michael Braggs of the Kansas City Chiefs, NBA Stars Dijon Thompson of the Cleveland Cavaliers & Andre Patterson of the Los Angeles Lakers, Academy award nominated actress Sally Kirkland, actor Derek Phillips of "Friday Night Lights", Producer Michael Wasserman ("The Final Season") & DJ Spylce. Party guests took home Saskatoon Berry pies and Ice.com gift bags complete with cool products from Monarchy, Simply Organics, Dermalogica, Leaf & Rusher, Dr. Tatoff, NUVO & a very special Bright Pink "Very Into Pink" custom T-shirt designed by Solid Threads.

Monday, July 23, 2007


BeansTalk is Rooting for Kathy's Emmy Win This Year

(and we are not even gay...)


On the season finale of Bravo's 2007 Emmy-nominated hit series "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List,” the flame-haired comedienne does her best to become the "red-headed Oprah” by handing out money on the streets of Los Angeles, Tuesday, July 24 at 10:00pm ET/PT. Kathy Griffin also finds out she is being honored by Irish American Magazine as one of their Top 100 for 2007 – never mind that her mother nominated her for the award. After receiving the honor in New York, Griffin starts to feel a hankering to reconnect with her roots and jumps at the chance to visit Dublin when she's invited by the Irish Tourism Board. While in Ireland, Griffin commemorates her father by scattering his ashes and offering to buy a pint for any fellow "Griffin's” she encounters.

Griffin on Her Oprah Complex:

"I want to be the red-headed Oprah and do Oprah-like acts of generosity... But mostly I just like the tons of publicity she gets for everything she does.”
BeansTalk Note: We saw this footage on YouTube weeks ago. It is funny! Check it out.

Griffin on Being Named One of the Top Irish-Americans for 2007:

"I'm not just a shallow cover girl; I also get to go to New York for Irish Immigrant Magazine!”"Hilary Clinton is supposed to be there [The Irish Immigrant Awards] as well as Martin Sheen, who are also proud Irish-Americans. Although, I don't think people know about Hilary. She may be like one-sixteenth because she's going to go get a Navajo Indian Award at nine o'clock tonight after this.”

Griffin’s Acceptance Speech for the Irish Immigrant Awards:

"I just want to thank the people who have supported me along the way: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph—and every leprechaun I've ever met in a field dancing on a four-leaf clover.” "This is, uh, smaller than the Gay Porn Award. I don't mean to brag, but it was larger and more…oh, Gaelic! Ok, good. Well, as long as there's 'gay' in there.”

Griffin Weighing In on the Immigration Debate with her Mother:

Kathy: "Did both of your parents come over on the boat in steerage and that whole thing?”

Kathy's Mom: "Yes, with six kids and she was pregnant!”

Kathy: "Now, Mom, why don't you and Bill O'Reilly want the Mexicans to come live here, again?”


Griffin on Her Fan Base:

"The gays love me. I'm like Cher almost. I'm like Cher Light.”


BeansTalk on Why Kathy's TV show is nominated:

"This show is the rare unscripted reality show that is laugh-out-loud funny. Watching Kathy bomb and the hair industry convention is as funny as seeing her 'kill" at the women's prison. We love that her ego doesn't stop her from showing footage of desperation-time ticket give-aways in small towns across America."