One of several appropos t-shirts from "Apprentice" star kristen k. Here's the front...

We Get the Irony

During L.A. Fashion Week, BeansTalk befriended and sympathized with a be-crutched Kristen Kirchner (The Apprentice 3) as she was patiently teetering outside the Petra Zilla show waiting to be let in.

Determined fashionistas pushed their way to the front (there was assigned seating, for heaven's sake!) un-mindful of Kirchner and her injured foot. Still, kristen k. (as she's now known in the fashion universe) bore it all good naturedly.

With that same sly sense of humor, she's fashioned three styles of t-shirts in her new apparel line kristen k.: Ringer T-Shirts, Baggy Short Sleeves and Tank Tops. They feature verbiage to "empower women," and include such eye-brow raising sayings as "Narcissist" and on the back, "Why me?," as well as the giant dollar sign with the quip, "Ho With Her Own Dough," and "Gold Digger" (front) and "I dug and found my own gold!" (back), as well as "Goodbye 20s, Hello 30s" (unfortunately, BeansTalk was way over the hill for that one, but we found the comedy in the "Narcissist" one). The shirts, tanks and baggy t retail for $40 each. www.kristenkirchner.com