Billionaire Babes Get Star: Mary Kate and Ashley Olson (don't you DARE call them "The Olsen Twins"), looking terribly heroin-chic, received a star on Hollywood Blvd. Yes, they're living the dream. Forget the rumors about the near-drowning due to drugs or other drug-related tales. Think of it this way: they're sharing the sidewalk with the likes of Tallulah Bankhead and Grace Kelly.

Spin Doctress: Sporting the theory that telling the truth first (in a splashy "MY way") prevents it being revealed nastily in the tabloids, Janice Dickinson, the World's "First Supermodel" and judge on America's Next Top Model, Celebrated the Launch of her new book, Everything About Me Is Fake...And I'm Perfect yesterda. Dickinson, who's proudly discussed her plastic surgery, her rise, fall and sort-of-re-rise, posed porno-style in her limo and at the Splash Bar in NYC, where the event was held.

Protect Your Rights: Check out http://www.pplosangeles.org for photos of the March for Women's Lives in D.C.