Dress Like Brit-Brit (aka Trainwreck Central)

Star style (or crazy-ass style, if you prefer to be more accurate).

Sure, you can go on Ebay and bid on her already-worn clothes and pay 100x the original value (but the claim is the items still smell like her, right?). Or you can get a just-like brand-new item

Britney Spears wears the Felicia Coat from Marciano in her “Piece of Me” music video. This coat retails for $399 (USD) and is available at Marciano stores nationwide and Marciano.com