Friday, September 12, 2008

BeansTalk "Celebrity" Sighting

Ick Ick Ick

BeansTalk had the "pleasure" of having lunch at an outside table at the very yummy Joan's on Third -- sitting next to a very loud David Hasselhoff. He greeted his companion, "complaining" about being asking "for autographs and all that shit" as he ordered inside the restaurant. He couldn't have disliked it too much, because he made sure to laugh ridiculously loud and speak in a tone so that the entire block would realize they had "celeb" in their midst. He lamented his lack of love, "I know she's out there." After marriages to two blondes, he said, "I love a brunette," adding "That waitress right there? I would fucking marry her." He discussed "all of the girls" he's dating. Nearly everything out of his mouth, was aggressive and peppered with profanity -- and very loud. Blech.