Gossip:
Those wacky Brits. Madonna and Guy get costumed up for Purim. Madonna treats her children to $500 facials if they clean their rooms. Madonna is ready to embark on what will likely make her even more big time money making:: her Superstar Pop Tour. Now Dlisted says Madonna is related to Camilla Parker Bowles (previously she found out she was related to Celine Dion. Seriously). Did you know Princess Diana was related to Humphrey Bogart? She was. Madonna has apparently put hublet Guy Richie on a new schedule (apparently to save their marriage). He has an 11 p.m. curfew, he can only have three pints weekly and he must be home three nights a week. Crack that whip, Madge!
If Britney is pregnant for the second time, why was she spotted tossing back rum drinks?
Demi Moore has been actively shopping for baby furniture – does that mean that she and Ashton are reproducing? Maybe they’re adopting (Angelina Jolie and Lauren Holly have done it!).
We think there’s no way that Teri Hatcher is dating Ryan Seacrest and think both she and St. George Clooney protested too much about him being the one who spurred her onto her tell-all in Vanity Fair.
Well, Jessica Simpson has a very SMART publicist. While Nick Lachey is spotted running around with a career-advancing starlet, she’s doing the pseudo political thing for OPERATION SMILE, traveling with her rep, her hair guy Ken Paves and her manager dad, Joe. St. Simpson actually bouffed George W. saying that she didn’t want to politicize Operation Smile.
Speaking of going political and timing it well – Sharon Stone is in Israel – did you hear her crazy intro about herself, “anticipating” someone asking about if she’s naked in her upcoming 14 years in the making sequel, “Basic Instinct 2?”
Here’s what the celebs tell you: that every shot that isn’t posed, that is of them at Starbucks or Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf (or in Angelina Jolie’s case, taking a flying lesson while being pretty pregnant) – is a Paparrazi shot. Meaning, they’re not getting anything from the photo, but the photo is making big bucks, especially if he’s the one who snapped an exclusive pic of Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn buying, say, a pregnancy test at the drug store. We are NOT starting rumors. That was just an EXAMPLE.
Ah times they are a changin’ Remember the film in which Robert Redford offers marrieds Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson $1 million to sleep with Moore? Now you don’t need to have the sex. Christina Aguilera and Shakira (who told us once she never travels without concealer, her favorite makeup item) were paid $1 million each to perform at Russian rich guy Suleiman Kerimov’s 40th birthday party in Moscow.
(That pic, above, of Madonna, Rocco and Lourdes, is from A Socialite's Life, which offers great reading and fun pics).
