Madonna

Madonna, fresh from her goodwill journey to her adopted son David's homeland, Malawi, decided to change her hairstyle. We'll give her this: Madonna never rests on her style laurels (even though musically she seems to be blatantly borrowing from herself -- listen to her "Who's That Girl?" and then her latest). But there's something that is not quite right. Of course, we are just making this speculation up in our tiny head, but we get this vibe that her Madgesty is not happy. We're also not crazy about her fashion choices. Or the Madonna line at H&M. We can't decide which is worse, hers or Stella McCartney's.