Look Who Else Was There
Nick and Aaron Carter at the WWF event last Sunday (how much did they pay these guys? our theory is they paid a stipend to the Carters, the Wild Boyz Pontius and Steve-O did it for free and Britney Spears paid WWF to let K-Fed appear). Is Aaron wearing those crosses to ward off his much-bigger bro, who always seems angry and poised to beat the crap out of him in their uber train-wreck reality series (think of it as a family-filled Lord of the Flies, udderless and unsupervised), House of Carters? Or, is he like fellow-attendee Kevin Federline and just soooo wants to be a black rapper? Talk amongst yourselves.